i heard that its all a coverup

so i have been marginally busy lately so i havent been posting as i should.

here are the last two quilts i have made...one is for teresa for her birthday. i realized i sewed the soft side on the inside and it resulted in a christmas fight with me and my mom. however, that was the only fight on christmas so i am going to go ahead and count that as a holiday success. it will just haunt me forever. (i wish my mom read this and felt marginally guilty but she doesnt so i will have to try other passive aggressive ways to communicate with her).

this was the quilt i imagined would be all stripes.

and this one is baby welkerjensons quilt. i made it sort of small. which seems like a terrible idea reflecting on the heights of her parents...baby welkerjenson i apologize in advance if this quilt doesnt cover your toes.

and baby welkerjenson i hope you like purple and pink and the feminist movement.

songs of soloman

i cant be sure but i think this baby quilt could double as a beach towel. i, personally dont like beaches, but maybe the baby does.

its just not fair

this quilt is really wrinkled but i can't be bothered to iron it just imagine it unwrinkled. actually i did iron it to submit it to the state fair. i made it for my friend tanya with all my extra time and fabric i had laying around.

my dad and i had a great debate on whether i should enter this quilt or the keep utah clean quilt which he likes a little more but then he decided this quilt looked like the desert and thought it was ok after all. then he asked if i have a job yet. still no.

close up of the wrinkles. i feel bad like im showing my quilts age or something. sorry quilt you will always look young to me.


i think the back reminds me of the four corners part of utah. i wished i would have thought of that to tell my dad.

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the best part of the fair was obviously not my quilt but the pigs and the boyz II men concert. but thanks to everyone who went to see it.

babies can be monsters

twins!

singles!

your surprise is in that note

quilts for boys with b's. not bs. or bz. z is the new s.
i hear.

someone stole my bike

i made this here quilt for my parents. for christmas. its july or august or something. what does time mean to me? here are very similar looking pictures but i only have these two and with a picture intensive blog i feel that i should post both and consider in the future perhaps a nice close up or two.

you know how im into ganster rap right

nephew finally got his baby quilt. although it made me late for his blessing and i missed it. and i like blessings. i always want them to change the babys name last minute but i have never seen it happen. i was mad because everyone forgot to invite me but then i accidentally found out about it and had to drive to eagle mountain which i hate. i hate eagle mountain and since i hate it and had to drive there i cursed it with a sore cursing.

but then i got there and i heard a pretty interesting talk about how mormons should hate socialism but not me i love socialism and then i dropped my purse which i was organizing (multi tasking) and i think everyone knew i was liberal.

the back.